Venice voted for independence. No, not Venice Beach, Calif., the capital of alternative lifestyles, but Venice, Italy, the capital of alternative method of transportation. The gondola-traveling Venetians, by an overwhelming margin, decided last month that they would prefer to go it alone without the rest of Italy weighing them down like so much unnecessary ballast. In a week-long vote conducted online, 89 percent of the participants hit the “like” button for independence. It's no surprise that the referendum is considered non-binding by the political bosses in Rome who enjoy the cash flow from the relatively prosperous Veneto region. Time will tell if the Venetians will stand firm by treating Italy's tax demands as non-binding as well.
Other areas of Italy and of Europe are also queuing up for independence bids. My favorite scheme is the Italian island of Sardinia breaking free and then joining up with Switzerland. At first, it sounds counter-intuitive like a fried peanut butter/banana sandwich, but hey, that concoction worked for Elvis so maybe such a political union would work out for the Swissdinians. And, there would finally be a way for the Swiss to have a Navy. On a more respectable secession note, Scotland has been given permission by London to have an independence vote this September and the Scots only had to wait 300 years for that privilege. The Crimeans on the other hand, only had to wait for some Russian tanks to put them in the express secession checkout line from Ukraine.